your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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