i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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