do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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