nutella sex= disaster
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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