I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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