bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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