I think my vagina is haunted
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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