I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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