You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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