If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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