Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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