I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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