The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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