Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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