If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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