I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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