Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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