I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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