Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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