At least make sure they are 18
Why
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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