their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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