arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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