The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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