you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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