I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We got so high we made milksteak
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
