What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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