lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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