so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
