If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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