it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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