i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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