I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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