Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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