But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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