I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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