This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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