I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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