used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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