I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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