he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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