Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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