kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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