those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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