It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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