And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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