she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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