I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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