Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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