Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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