she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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