Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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