Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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